Saturday, March 07, 2009

Random Thoughts While In My Car

  • Pick a lane!
  • Adding a spoiler will not make your Focus go faster.
  • I DO see you pick your nose.
  • You can squeegee, beg for money or food; you can say "Welcome to McDonalds"
  • No, Edouard. Holding a sign up that says "Kidnapped. Call police" is not funny.
  • Don't puke, don't puke.
  • Don't pee, don't pee.

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