Random Thoughts While In My Car

• Pick a lane!
• Adding a spoiler will not make your Focus go faster.
• I DO see you pick your nose.
• You can squeegee, beg for money or food; you can say "Welcome to McDonalds"
• No, Edouard. Holding a sign up that says "Kidnapped. Call police" is not funny.
• Don't puke, don't puke.
• Don't pee, don't pee.